Friday, November 6, 2009

I don't eat Gas Station Food


What I mean by this is the hot dog that has been sitting on the roller for at least two days at your local Speedway. The thought of it is repulsive, and I wouldn't eat it even if I was absolutely starving. I would rather each packets of ketchup to try and fill up, or drink gas from the hose.

Not only are the hot dogs old as hell, but the gas station is not clean. In fact, I'm sure your local Speedway gas station's bathroom is more sanitary than the hot dog roller.

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