Question: How many fathers in America are responsible for making lunch for their kids?
Answer: One.
The one, is me.
Now after the whole bedtime ritual is complete, it was now been determined by wifey that it is up to me to make lunch for our four year old for the next day. She also requires I make the lunch with "love."
He has a half sandwich, usually ham, turkey, or salami. Plus a fruit (banana, strawberries, or grapes), a dairy (yogurt), a snack (goldfish, crackers, etc), sometimes a vegetable (what is this?), and a small bottle of water.
It only takes about 5-10 minutes, but that is on top of all the other BS I/we need to do starting at 8:00 to start the bedtime ritual. It sucks.
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