Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Riots are Likely

If Michigan State Final Four history tells us anything, it is that we can expect Riots after the game(win or lose).

Saturday night there will be a million people in the D. Most will be Spartan fans. I expect the city of Detroit to be bringing in the riot teams from East Lansing to handle these hoodlums. Their favorite weapon of teargas will definitely make the trip on I-96E. If tear gas were a commodity traded on the exchange, I would be buying levered calls and raking in the profits over the next couple days.

I was actually on the scene for the 1999 riots after the Duke loss at Cedar Village. It really was crazy, you know, the burning cars and all.

I have one take-away for you - tear gas hurts bad. It makes your eyes burn uncontrolably, it hurts to breath, and your skin feels like it is burning.

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