My Michigan Football Preview

Uconn: I do give them respect and I am fearful, but I think we're probably equal. Therefore, I give us the win with home field advantage.

1-0

Notre Dame: I am fearful of Coach Kelly, but have no respect for the freshman QB and horrible defense. Win.

2-0

Umass: Murderfest.

3-0

Bowling Green: Murderfest Round 2

4-0

Indiana: Slightly worried. I admit they are g

etting better and probably deserved to win last year with the gum-throwing incident. However, We haven't lost to them since before I was born, and it isn't likely to change since we should be a better team.

5-0

Michigan State: Very worried. I don't know if I can handle three straight losses to MSU. I've thought long and hard - would it be worse to lose 3 in a row to state or 7 in a row to O-H-I-O? We are at home, it should be close, and we break the streak.

6-0

Iowa: Straight-up worried. Iowa is a group of over-achievers, no doubt. They had a fabulous year last year, but I am betting the ball won't bounce their way every play again. We played them close in Iowa, and actually had a chance to win. Our offense looked like shit but I think that should be fixed. At home, gimme a W.

7-0

At Penn State: not that worried, but at the same time for some reason I don't think we can win. I'm not sure why.

7-1

Illionois: Seriously, their two game win (blow-out) streak is over. What a joke. Last year instead of taking a commanding lead in the game, Roundtree falls short of the goaline (TD is taken away) and then on 4th down Brandon Minor is in, but called back aswell. Then immediately Illini turn into decepticons and its over. I'm guessing if Roundtree or Minor would've made it in, we would have won. The change in momentum w

as truly amazing; never to recover. Won't happen again.

8-1

Purdue: Another 2 game win streak will end. In 08 they beat us on a last second hook and ladder, and in 09 they beat us by 1 b/c we missed an extra point.

9-1

Wisconsin: always overrated. Fundamentally sound, but just not good.

10-1

Ohio State: Tressel will likely out-field-position us again and that will be it. 3-0.

10-2

Bowl birth to Orlando, win against SEC, Rich Rod saves his carreer, and we all live happily ever after.