Satan

When I was in highschool I was a Spartan fan and really loved Nick Saban. Then he left MSU for LSU for a bigger contract, leaving the Spartans with a major downgraded head coach in Bobby Williams. The Spartans have never recovered.

Saban is a successful coach, but he is an asshole. He then left LSU for Miami Dolphins for a huge contract, and then left Miami for Alabama for another gigantic contract.

It is easy to hate someone with so much success as Satan has had, and it is even easier under the circumstances surrounding his success, i.e. abandoning schools for more and more money.

My next point about Alabama that I hate is Greg McElroy. This guy is the QB for Satan's Tide. Since he took over, they haven't lost a game, including the 2009 National Championship. And get this, the kid hasn't lost a game since he was in 8th grade. When I found this out, I was in disbelief. That much success is ridiculous. And when I look at this kid, I don't even think he is that good. I mean, I think his success at Alabama is more a function of the coaching staff, the running back (Heisman) and strong defense. I was deperately hoping Arkansas would give him his first loss, but Mallett choked.

I got to thinking, do I hate Saban more or McElroy more? I just can't decide. I hope they lose the rest of their games together.