We've had 4 break-in's over the past 5 nights in our neighborhood. Since we live in the hood (Ypsi), I guess this is not a huge surprise! But it is not just our neighborhood. With unemployment at 15% around here, folks are getting desperate.
So here is what I am going to do: If you spare my house and not rob me, I will GIVE you money if you need it that bad. Just don't make me use the golf club and baseball bat on either side of my bed on you.
Well let me make a deal with you, I will give you back all of the nick nacks that I took from your house on your birthday and spare your house from now on.
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