My brother is so dumb....
So he went to Michigan State and I went to Michigan. I like Michigan State and he HATES Michigan. We made a bet the other day - I bet $50 Michigan would win 6 games or more (we were 3-9 last year) and naturally, he bet $50 Michigan would win 5 games or less.
Today we murdered Western Michigan 31-7 (31-0 at halftime) and all I need is 5 more games. So after the game I called him and asked him what he thought of our game and told him to pay up. He said he didn't even see our game but he heard we didn't even score in the 2nd half and we sucked. So I asked him to up the bet, since I was feelig much much better after the win. He agreed; in fact, he agreed to raise my bid up and up to $200 like a fool.
Recap:
-he didn't even see the game
-he quadrupled the bet
-I am 500 times more confident than I was when I made the bet
-he is dumb
How can I lose?
and I now have a mustache
ReplyDeleteyou should no be growing any bastaches, unless you live in the 80's, you are over 50, or you can thrw a football over those mountains.
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